Temper, Temper...

Uh-oh! Trouble stirs in the waters as a massive sea monster emerges to ambush the SS. BurgerBoat! With it, it seems, is the fabled Mesermizing Mirror the crew has been searching for!! Whatever will our ragtag band of seafarers do? Will they be able to fend off this unfathomable beast and reclaim the mirror, or will they join their beloved steel maiden in becoming an artificial reef?!!?

Perhaps we'll find ou--

Oh. Nevermind. That didn't take very long, did it?

I suppose that's one way to take care of it. Guess the sea monster didn't account for Culario's definition of a "proportional response."

It'll be feeling those 16-inch shells in the morning...

[No goldfins or squib were harmed in the filming of this documentary.]